Outsmarted by a 4 year old

The other weekend we took the girls to Muscadine Jubilee, a festival in Pelahatchie where my husband grew up. Bands play throughout the day, but they allow local kids to sing while the next band sets up. While one band was setting up a girl about 10 years old was the entertainment. Grace Morgan saw that little girl singing and it took everything she had not to snatch that microphone out of her hand and take over. She said next year that she was going to be up there.

A couple of days later we were driving to school and Grace started telling knock-knock jokes. Let me explain that her jokes aren't really jokes. She just uses it to get whoever's attention to say what she wants.

Grace: "Knock-knock"

Me: "Who's there?"

Grace: "Gracie really wants to sing on stage at Muscadine."

Me: "Ok, baby. We'll see what we can do."

Grace: "Knock-knock."

Me: "Who's there?"

Grace: "Gracie really wants to ride a horse."

Me: "What if you could only choose one thing; singing at Muscadine or riding a horse? Which one would it be?"

Grace: "Knock-knock"

Me: "Who's there?

Grace: "Grace really wants to ride a horse on stage while singing at Muscadine!"