Incident 1: We
get to the produce section of the grocery store. The 1st minute we're in there
Grace jumps on the side of the buggy and it falls on top of her. In the middle
of her crying she says "That buggy's not nice! It fell on me!" It took
everything I had not to crack up.
Since Grace is so upset, I switch the girls around and put her in the seat and Aubrey in the basket.
Incident 2: We're passing the bakery (30 seconds after we calm down from Incident 1) Aubrey stands up to see the cakes, cookies, etc while yelling "Candy! Candy! Candy!" I tell her to sit, while attempting to slowly stop the basket. Of course she loses her balance and flips out of the basket landing flat on her back. While an "Awwwe God Damn it!" flies out of my mouth in front of, no doubt, about 8 Baptists. The breath was knocked out of her, but she was fine other than scary the be-Jesus out of both us. At this point the manager is following us around with his arms out ready to catch whichever one of my kids falls next.
Since Grace is so upset, I switch the girls around and put her in the seat and Aubrey in the basket.
Incident 2: We're passing the bakery (30 seconds after we calm down from Incident 1) Aubrey stands up to see the cakes, cookies, etc while yelling "Candy! Candy! Candy!" I tell her to sit, while attempting to slowly stop the basket. Of course she loses her balance and flips out of the basket landing flat on her back. While an "Awwwe God Damn it!" flies out of my mouth in front of, no doubt, about 8 Baptists. The breath was knocked out of her, but she was fine other than scary the be-Jesus out of both us. At this point the manager is following us around with his arms out ready to catch whichever one of my kids falls next.
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